Your WTF Moment of The Day: Teens Taking Cabbage For A Walk To Overcome Loneliness


Huffington Post- Teenagers in China are taking leashed cabbages on "walks" as a means to cope with loneliness and depression, according to the Metro.

"I feel I can transfer my negative thoughts about myself to the cabbage, go for a walk with it and come home feeling better about myself," 17-year-old Lui Ja Chen, who explained, according to the Austrian Times.

Another 17-year-old, Da-Xia Sung, said "I have more interest for my cabbage than I do my parents. I feel it understands me."


I honestly have no idea where the fuck to begin with this. This honestly has to be some of the weirdest shit I ever heard. I mean, I get it, people deal with loneliness and mild bouts of depression. It happens to everyone, including myself. Never once, did it seem like a good idea to take the coleslaw out for a stroll to deal with it though. I honestly don't believe that there are enough drugs on Gods green earth that I can ingest, that allows for putting a head of cabbage on a leash for a walk, to be rationalized as a good idea. What I think is even mind boggling is the fact there are multiple people in the above photo walking their cabbage! Like, did you ever think of talking to each other?! 

I know people get paranoid and say that we have to worry about China taking over the world or what not. But to be honest, if this current crop of individuals is what that country is offering as their best and brightest, I have absolutely no problem in saying that I am confident we will remain the World's Superpower for the foreseeable future.